Good Morning, World.

Hello. My name’s Matthew, this is my new blog. I’m not quite sure what it’s going to be yet. Back in January, I started a porn review blog over on Blogger (well, first on Vox, then on Blogger), but gave that up after it became too time-consuming (I was trying to do a movie every day) and then I realized that if I left comments on other people’s blogs it would automatically link to mine, because Google seems to intent on everybody knowing everything about everyone. This could have gotten embarrassing, since I don’t necessarily want the whole world to know about my porn viewing habits.

But the dirty blog itch struck again, so here I am. I found out about Silent Pillow, by the way, through an ad in the adult gigs section of Minneapolis Craigslist. This is because my day job is incredibly boring and there’s not much to do besides look at the adult gigs in other cities’ Craigslists.

Anyway. I’ll write more when I think of something to actually say.