Starfucker Friday: AVN Awards Edition

The 25th annual AVN awards happen tonight in Las Vegas, honoring the best (or at least biggest) folks in the porn industry. I saw shockingly little in the way of adult fare this past year, so I don’t know much about any of the movies nominated. Not that it really matters. There’s so many categories, and fifteen nominees in most of the categories, so getting nominated doesn’t actually mean that much.

Like I said, I don’t know much about the movies nominated, but I thought tonight I’d present you with the eight nominees for Best Male Newcomer, which is probably the most interesting category. Since nobody really focuses on the men in porn, and since most of these guys are on the new side, it was pretty hard to find pictures of most of them–face or otherwise–which is too bad, because some of them are actually pretty hot. And one of the reasons I like straight porn more than gay porn (generally) is that I only have to look at one guy, and the odds of one hot man in a scene are much greater than the odds of two hot men in the same scene. Plus, straight guys are never twinky. And, aside from the fact they generally shave their balls to make their dicks look bigger*, there’s not usually a whole lot to complain about.

Although don’t think I’m not complaining. I just spent a totally dumb amount of time trying to track these pictures down and I’m so bored now I don’t know what to do with myself. Blah.

(*I hate that!)

1. Alan Stafford

He’s cute, right? These are the only pictures of him I could find (well, these and a few others from the same sets.) I ganked the white belt ones off his Myspace–he has pretty good taste in music and movies, even if he lacks that part of the brain that knows when to stop adding pictures to a Myspace profile. But he seems worthy in stills of a Best Male Newcomer title, I think.

2. Alex Gonz

Alex Gonz is in this movie that looks pretty terrible. There’s also some pretty uninteresting fucking pictures here. I don’t know, he’s not doing it for me. The photo on the left, by the way, was hijacked from Dave Naz’s blog.

3. Charles Dera

Charles Dera’s a big himbo, I guess–he was Playgirl’s Man of the Year in 2005 before he moved on to porn. And he’s a hot himbo, especially with the little bit of unshavenness in that second picture. And at least it’s easy to find pictures of him. Although he doesn’t seem exactly new at this point.

4. J-Mac

J-Mac, despite his stupid name, is kind of hot in still pictures, although I feel like I’d be underwhelmed if I saw him in action. Something about his face makes him seem like he’d be a dead fish in the sack. But I guess you never know.

5. Jordan Ash

Okay, I seriously can’t find ANYthing about this dude. It doesn’t help that he has the same name as a girl that also does porn. Help, anybody?

6. Justice Young

This was all I could find, except for the ones from his agency’s site that are in flash. I’m bored.

7. Mikey Butders

He’s a hot little Uruguayan man, who repays his debts when he’s supposed to and whose myspace quote is “Part-time pornstar/full-time hustler.” He also plays Bobby in the porn version of the Brady Bunch. I kind of hope he wins.

8. Shorty Mac

There’s very little of this guy out there, despite the fact that his cock is allegedly thick as a beer can and he has a whole series named after him. Oh well, not my thing.

So, yeah, there it is. My recap of eight porn stars I’ve never actually seen in moving pictures. Yup. Very exciting. I won’t even mention how long it took me to track down those pictures, or how bored I am now. God.

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