For All One Of You In Rhode Island Who Might Read This

Don’t forget the Sex Workers’ Art Show is at the RISD Auditorium tonight.  I’ll be there with bells on.  And by “with bells on” I mean “sitting in a really uncomfortable auditorium seat with no leg room, surrounded by art school kids who think they’re sexually liberated but who are probably all going to be too busy text messaging the people around them to pay attention anyway.” Sorry.  I need to be less bitter about everything.  Apparently this is what happens when I give up the booze for Lent.